2 for all beauty survived slaughter. 2 for fusion of black and white. 1 for vitamin C and death of drug users/dealers and Nazis. besides, I have to commend the porno scene in this film, which makes the whole film looks not so tedious to watch. The reason why I use singular is that only one scene that happens in kitchen was erotic enough. There are a lot of boring scenes in this movie, the most monotonous one is that one of leading actor driving car and running over a fat guy over and over again, while the victim keeps survived from it. It looks like the director wants to create a kind of humour by comparing the undead fat guy to the other fragile victims, whose head can be chopped off by one gentle broom, or one exaggerated action of slice makes whole body breaks into two. No matter what, I finished this film,and as a part of remnant of horror film impression of my childhood, it turns out much more neat than what I had in mind. Don't know whether it's a good or bad decision for me to dug it out, with satisfy and depression, I goes to bed, ready to dream about the black cop and the white tribute girl.

I just needed to clear up some things I have read in the reviews. First being Jackie Kong is a woman and secondly this is not a Troma film. This movie is an exercise in bad jokes. Most don't work at all, but set the tone . Initially intended as a sequel to H.G. Lewis' classic Blood Feast hence the similar name and plot. Two brothers watch as their uncle is killed by police officers shortly after a murder spree. Flash forward several years later and the boys are all grown up and digging up the remains of their uncle. After retrieving his eyes and his genitals they keep them in a jar in the back of their health food restaurant. From this point on the uncle's remains order the boys to gather female body parts to complete a feast needed to resurrect an ancient goddess whom they worship. The movie is in bad taste, but not done realistically enough to disturb or even classify as horror. There are body parts disguised as health food, dummies and nazi wrestlers all very over the top and in poor taste. Don't expect great acting, effects or dialogue, but it's still a fun little flick.

I stand somewhere in the middle on Blood Diner (1987). It has everything I want from a B-grade horror flick. Tons of T&A, really cheesy acting, a paper thin plot, over the top (almost comical) gore. But somehow it just can't shake it's cheap production values and almost retarded direction. Blood Diner was developed as a sequel to Blood Feast (1963) but ended up being a stand alone film with emphasis on comedy/dark humor. Anyone expecting a riveting, well acted film is obviously going to be let down. If you expect that kind of film from a movie titled "Blood Diner", then I hate you. Blood Diner is a cool flick to check out cause it features some really entertaining scenes. Such as a naked chick performing karate on her attacker, a topless aerobics class getting machined gun down, deep fried body parts, tons of 80's T&A, and a talking brain with eyeballs. It's a cheesy film that doesn't try to be anything but outrageous and comedic. Blood Diner is best viewed under the influence of a few brewskies. Check it out for cheap but don't spend $ on it.

Disgusting story about two brothers who serve up body parts (or something) for some evil god (or something). Actually the plot doesn't matter. This film only exists to shove every crude, disgusting, sexist joke ever made into your face. None of them are funny. I can take sick humor but these jokes are BEYOND sick! And there's TONS of female nudity shoved in your face. I can get that--most horror films from the 1980s had it...but this has an almost constant barrage of it. Never thought T&A could be boring but it is here! And the gore--plenty of it. TONS of it actually. I suppose it doesn't matter that none of it looks even remotely real. It's funny at first but quickly gets tiresome. This is for guys who get off on seeing helpless nude women killed and dismembered and love non-stop sick humor. This is just a sick and disgusting piece of garbage that caters to the lowest common denominator. Utter filth. A 1.