I feel like I need to reevaluate every movie I've ever rated a 1/10. After watching this piece of garbage, I'm fairly certain I've rated some of those other movies too harshly. I'm not certain that 7 Golden Women Against Two 07 qualifies to even be called a movie. The plot is an absolute jumbled disaster. Something about hidden Nazi treasure, but it's only brought up when convenient. For the most part, the acting is as bad as you'll find. Mickey Hargitay is the "star", but spends most of his time groping some blond hottie. The direction and editing are about as poor as I can think of. And the comedy never - I mean NEVER - works. Overall, a complete disaster.The only redeeming thing I can think of is part of the music. There's one tune played in the first five minutes of film and repeated a couple of times that I really enjoyed. I should have stopped after five minutes.

Keep your hands off this one - this is trash, and not of the charming variety.The thought behind this production was obviously to have seven buxom starlets on the screen in skimpy dresses. While I can wholeheartedly endorse such a worthy goal, the result, sadly, leaves much to be desired. There's a ghost of a plot or rather a plethora of scenes loosely woven together by bad editing, wooden acting and a lot of screaming, giggling and shrieking, plus some acutely embarrassing chases and fistfights. In fact, after a few scenes with the girls one wishes there would be fewer of them (of the guys, too ...). The movie is not only stupid, no, it's boring.The only redeeming qualities about this piece of trash are the two leading girls which are actually pretty, and, surprisingly, the music, which deserves a much better production to go with.

Oh man, what a mess! How do you summarize the "plot" of a movie so incoherent and directionless? It's something about multiple Goya paintings of which only one is authentic and which also contains clues to a treasure that the Nazis may have hidden underwater, so a bunch of people from all over the world arrive in Rome and start looking for the treasure. It really makes very little sense from scene to scene; producer-writer-director-editor-actor Vincenzo Cascino has to take the lion's share of the blame, and it's not surprising that, according to IMDb, he only worked in 4 films, all of which he produced himself (probably because nobody else was crazy enough to give him the money!). For some reason, Mickey Hargitay laughs like an idiot a lot, while Cascino even manages to royally mess up the mass catfight at the end. 0.5 out of 4 stars.