This movie promised to provide me with some raunchy, over-the-top entertainment. However, it wound up disappointing me in ways that can only be compared to that gut-wrenching disappointment that I endured when I first saw a male person of color naked from the waist down. Similarly, the imagery provided in the form of poor acting from this cast of talentless wanna-bees is burned into my eyelids much like my first sighting of D'Qwon- the tri-legged track-star and beneficiary of white snatch.This movie very obviously tried to be the American Pie for a new crop of young lads. It exceeded only in being one of the few films in recent memory that was more poorly written and more poorly acted than American Pie. Normally seeing a guy collect seed in his eye-hole would bring me to a fit of laughter, but this seed collector even managed to ruin that for me. I have sent a notarized letter to SAG asking that this entire cast be barred from gracing our screens ever again.

There is only one redeeming quality to Milf and that was the performance of Jack Cullison, who has a natural likability and he tries very hard with his barely developed role. Everything else is dire from start to finish. The rest of acting is atrocious with most either over-acting or can't do anything with their roles, while Phillip Marlett is incredibly irritating and Molinere Green only seems to have one expression. They are not helped by their obnoxious and cardboard-cut-out characters and childish and painfully unfunny script, nor by the paper-thin and structurally all-over-the-place story. The sex scenes are unsubtly gratuitous, often Milf read too much like a porn movie, the music is generic just seems to be there with no purpose, the direction didn't look as though it was even there at all and while there are visually cheaper films out there everything just looks too bright and ordinary. All in all, Cullison aside Milf was a dire movie. And just before anybody defending it jumps on my back, I knew what I was expecting beforehand but was hoping that Milf would do something that was watchable. I'm sorry but I found it sloppily executed, thinly plotted, unfunny, distasteful, atrociously acted and annoying, and there was no excuse for that no matter how hard you try to convince me otherwise. 2/10 Bethany Cox

My friend recently lent me his DVD collection. It had been a long time since I had watched an adult comedy and I have never watched a movie with the whole premise based on this concept. So I gave this movie a shot with low expectations and as soon as the movie opened, I knew this would be cheesy and crass. But hey, what adult comedy isn't cheesy! So it was a low budget movie. Turns out its just like every other adult movie where the leads sole purpose is to get lucky. I just hoped it would give me some decent laughs.So there is this group of four college nerds, who have probably never been laid in their life (except for Anthony), who discover that its easier to bait sexy older women into having sex with them, rather than having their hopes dashed by girls of their own age. Anthony has a huge crush on his best friend, Brandon's mom and one day he walks in on her when she is naked. To make things right with Brandon, he promises to do anything he asks of him. Brandon, while having his eyes set on another chick his age, also gets into a friends-with-benefits kind of situation with Anthony's mom. He hides this fact from everyone else and the movie tries to make you laugh from the ridiculous acts of these four guys.There are many clichés normally associated to this genre. They could have pulled off a good movie if the writers had any brains. It seemed like it was written by horny teenagers. The women actors are all basically just porn stars out to make a quick buck in their spare time and the movie portrays all older women as sex maniacs who would jump into bed with just about any guy. Never once did this movie actually manage to be entertaining or had a proper story. I didn't enjoy the movie and it made no sense most of the time. I barely laughed, no, just smirked at a few scenes and ended up playing the movie at 1.5x-2x speeds.Anthony's 'acting' and God, his eyes and voice made me want to kill him and burn myself! The two other friends, an English and a Latin guy, at first, came off as blundering idiots, which they are, but as the movie progressed I didn't hate them as much as I thought I would. The only one with any acting ability was Brandon (Jack Cullison) whose character isn't fleshed out (not that I was expecting any kind of good writing) and is wasted in the movie. There is gratuitous nudity and surprisingly, not much crass humor. Even then, the movie is very boring with atrocious writing and acting. If you want to watch sexy older naked women, might I suggest the next level in adult entertainment! It has much better acting and is more enjoyable than this garbage.2/10

What can you say about a film titled MILF? I'm not sure everyone knows what it stands for, but most probably do.Four losers in college decide to compete to see who gets the most older women. This is after they continually strike out with the girls at the college.It all started after one of the group (Philip Marlatt) walked in on another's (Jack Cullison) mom (Molinee Green). This conflict is present throughout the film, which features a whole lot of frontal nudity and crude language.Soon Brandon (Marlatt) is having sex with Anthony's (Cullison) mom (Amy Lindsay). She inadvertently turns on a video recorder at the time, and Anthody is masturbating to the video without realizing who it is.Of course, you can imagine how this ends up.