this movie is sick awful stupid movie. the worst movie i had ever seen and will see in my life. Zero. Zero. Zero. its a 1000$. production budget movie. i broke the DVD. i lost my time. i lost my money. beware of this movie. this movie is sick awful stupid movie. the worst movie i had ever seen and will see in my life. Zero. Zero. Zero. its a 1000$. production budget movie. i broke the DVD. i lost my time. i lost my money. beware of this movie. this movie is sick awful stupid movie. the worst movie i had ever seen and will see in my life. Zero. Zero. Zero. its a 1000$. production budget movie. i broke the DVD. i lost my time. i lost my money. beware of this movie. this movie is sick awful stupid movie. the worst movie i had ever seen and will see in my life. Zero. Zero. Zero. its a 1000$. production budget movie. i broke the DVD. i lost my time. i lost my money. beware of this movie.

First 1/10 I've ever given and a truly well deserved one at that. Horrid acting, story, concept and directing, this movie has nothing good going for it. I suffered through all the 82 minutes, and when the credits finally rolled I felt relieved that the whole thing was over, yet wished I hadn't spent so much time on such drivel. I was hoping to find some redeeming qualities but there was none. Then again, if you like humor that went extinct with the Neanderthals then this might just be the movie for you. So - what's wrong with this film? The crippled dialog? The crappy script? The acting that ranges from extreme overacting to amateur level (and nothing in between)? The complete lack of laughs in a comedy? The complete lack of every other emotion? Or all of the above? "All Babes Want To Kill Me" is a pain to watch.

Don't bother wasting time with this one - it's really bad. Bad acting - the middle brother (Ling) is really bad, the older brother (Shang) is playing the bad guy, not doing a very fine performance, it's like taking out of an old western, he only need the long black jacket. Bad fights - it's so easy to see that they don't actually hit each other, the fight with the "Indians" are the worst - speaking of the Indians - why are they even in the movie?, bad script - misplaced Indians, stupid characters. And the child to whom the story is told - why was he multihandicapped? - Not very common with healthy parents. Was it to show that everyone can be somebody? Hmm - only positive thing is it's only 80 min.

Some of the most memorable characters and lines. There is an addictive spirit in this that makes it big, sweeping and fun. Brilliant casting, great script, very funny, big laughs in the theater. This is a great film. The story flows beautifully carrying the theme that it's better to lose with all your might than to never play at all. The women are pretty and funny, the fighting is dynamic. Vatchel, played by Colin Miller, is Labrador sympathetic and rugged. His evil brother Shang is played by Gianni Lazuli. This guy is real funny and has a great look.