I just discovered this rare musical short from M-G-M on the TCM site. It's directed by comedian Buster Keaton at a low point in his life when the studio he worked for had no use for his physical talents. The stars are the musical group The Original Sing Band, a group of African-Americans who don't play instruments but instead use their mouths to sound like them while others sing the lyrics of which two of the performed songs were written by Louisiana native Leon Rene. Actually, one of them does play the guitar. The flimsy plot has them getting "sold" a railroad car by a "millionaire" who plans to retire on his "yacht". They take it off the tracks and turn it into a diner called "Dinah" (get the play on words?). While there's some embarrassing dialect here, this was mostly entertaining stuff courtesy of the singing. Since the Original Sing Band appeared in one other short, this was a real find for me. I highly recommend Streamlined Swing.

Because of the hostility of MGM head L. B. Mayer, who had little use for comedians, and personal and alcohol problems, Buster Keaton's star career was in eclipse by 1938. He somehow got assigned to direct this film, which is a mixed bag - but distinctly a lesser effort of the Great Stone Face. He does not appear in this one, which all in all is just as well.Racially this film is offensive, even though there is an element in the story that suggests that better things were possible for African Americans if Caucasian Americans would assist them. Even that though does not really help: the African-Americans act like stereotypes, who mangle English, and have subservient jobs. They are the staff of a private railway car, and we see them entertaining the owner and two other men by doing the first of three skat numbers, where they sing and also pretend to be the instruments of the band. This is entertaining, but the effect in the second number is hurt by the members of the band playing instruments that include faking trumpets with toilet plungers.The band is rewarded by the owner of the private car - he is billionaire - and he is going (he says) to live on his private yacht for the rest of his life and does not need the car. So as a gift it is given to them - but as he does not own the railroad and it's tracks they have to remove it from the tracks and take it elsewhere. He leaves the band astounded at their good fortune - but they don't see him taken under the care of a German Psychiatrist. This billionaire is as crazy as a loon (and so he can't make gifts of his property).The members of the band somehow manage to get the diner (they call it a "Dinah") down Wiltshire Blvd. in L. A. and set it on some land - where they proceed to rebuild it as a diner. And here was the one positive point of the entire wasted short - they were quite industrious, and were intent on making their new business a success. It was a moment in the films of that era that one struggled to find usually - rare to see African-Americans striving to succeed in our capitalist system. But the moment is quickly shattered, when their hard work is threatened by two detectives (the men who accompanied the mad billionaire earlier) threaten to arrest them on their opening night. They tell the men that the billionaire was suffering from hallucinations. When the President of the Railroad shows up as a satisfied customer who will give them the car as a gift, they politely reject his offer. They don't trust gifts from billionaires anymore.It's a lame conclusion and a let-down on the one positive point of the film that I appreciated. Keaton's directing is adequate, but nothing more. It will never be one of his memorable classics, or even his good films - it is rather forgettable quickly. It illustrates how his career was wasted for so many years for stupid reasons.

While I was not originally going to watch this musical short since I usually hate musical shorts, I decided to see it when I saw that it was directed by none other than Buster Keaton!! It was obvious looking at Keaton's career that MGM had absolutely no idea how to use his many talents. Starting in the sound era, MGM did practically everything they could to unintentionally waste his talents. The first was pairing the visual comic with the loud, brash and pretty obnoxious Jimmy Durante. Their styles had absolutely nothing in common and Keaton just looked lost in the films--and worst of all, they weren't funny. It was so bad that by the late 1930s, he all but disappeared from the screen except in bit roles. MGM didn't know what to do with this contracted player, so they assigned him to direct some shorts. And the short, overall, is good and achieves what it intended--a short and amiable musical interlude before or between features. However, fans looking for a short that transcends this limited goal (such as Keaton's silent shorts) will be disappointed.In addition, the film is in some ways uncomfortable to watch here in the 21st century and is an important history lesson. The singing group in the film is made up of some talented Black men who, at times, act pretty stereotypical for the time period. Blacks were not often seen in mainstream films of the era, but when they did they were usually servants or child-like "boys" who could sing and dance. The singing is excellent and catchy, but you can't help but feel that the film is patronizing and these men are allowed to act within very prescribed limits--the characters can't have depth or anguish--they must enjoy being exactly who they are and nothing more. However, don't throw away the film because of this--it is a very important time-capsule and important to our history.This film begins with the men working as waiters on a train. They THINK they bought a used train car to convert into a restaurant, but it turns out the owner of the railroad is actually NOT the owner but an insane person! How this is all resolved in kind of cute and at least it's nice to see that in the end the men are rewarded for their decency and hard work--exactly the sort of "good Negro" image that White audiences of the time would accept.Overall, this is an interesting film but is hindered by the age in which it was made. It's a real shame that the singers were unable to do much more with their many talents.

"Streamlined Swing" was directed by Buster Keaton at the lowest point in his career, when he was under contract to MGM but they refused to make proper use of his comedic talents. This film was a showcase vehicle for "The Original Sing Band", an unusual vaudeville act consisting of several young black men who play all the instruments in a band. The gimmick is that, except for one acoustic guitar, there aren't any real instruments in this band: the various bandsmen make unusual mouth noises (almost like scat-singing) to simulate the sounds of a clarinet, a saxophone, a trumpet with a wah-wah mute, and so forth. The mouth noises aren't meant to be funny; we're supposed to be impressed with the Sing Band's genuine ability to simulate the sounds of musical instruments.Our lads in the band have got a snappy new diner but no customers, so they put on a band concert (with their nonexistent instruments) to attract a crowd, and of course there's a happy ending.It's unfortunate that all the members of the Sing Band speak in "Yassuh" dialect, which was probably inflicted on them by some white booking agent who figured they'd be more popular with white audiences if they spoke like illiterate stereotype darkies. Also, the band's front man (the guitarist) is missing one of his front teeth, which really gives him a distressing appearance.MGM were the richest Hollywood studio, but they obviously didn't spend much money or effort promoting the Original Sing Band. A shame, really. Buster Keaton directs this short film with proficiency but no energy. The whole film seems lackadaisical. "Streamlined Swing" deserves maybe one point out of 10, but I can't blame the men in the band for trying.