Seriously! Just bad! On every level! The best thing about this, is the poster! Subsequently also the DVD cover using that poster image of course (or maybe it was the other way around). There are some beautiful women in this (and one or two of them do show some skin), but this does not elevate the viewing experience.Actually there is a scene towards the end of the movie, that is almost completely dark, which is almost kind of good. It does create some atmosphere. But too little too late! The effects are OK and maybe the only thing that might make the viewing experience not a complete disaster. It's a shame, because the filmmaker is such a nice guy. And it's good that he tries to do genre cinema in Germany ... but he has some work to do!

I was looking forward to Frank's new horror after seen the trailer last year at a horror convention finally this year at the same convention this flick was sold. It all looked promising but once this flick was over I was left with a bitter feeling.It's clear to see that Frank has watched horror since his last attempt Slasher (2007). In fact Cannibal Diner is a combination of a slasher flick with some found footage stuff combined with the night vision option on the camera. And let that last part be a bit boring. To be honest, Cannibal Diner was a bit boring. All we do see is a lot of running away from things to come. You can hear the voices of the deformed but they are a bit tame. They are a mix between Wrong Turn and Texas Chainsaw but by then it's all too late. Or main lead is in fact a voluptuous beauty but she even teases the viewer with nudity, yes, we do have a shower scene were nothing is revealed and she does strip before the night vision camera but leaves her underwear on, and to say something about mistakes, her underwear do change a lot throughout this flick even as it takes place at the same day, how does she does that wink wink, big continuity fault. Even the parts in the woods aren't suspenseful. No, Cannibal Diner isn't a feast.Gore 0/5 Nudity 0,5/5 Effects 2/5 Story 0/5 Comedy 0/5

A bunch of nubile German chicks head off to an abandoned diner before discovering that it's really home to a den of cannibals. One by one they are picked off in tame cutaway ways until the one that's left runs around a lot while whimpering. You ever see a film with a pretty cool cover which makes you think it might at least have some nice gore and be a passable entertaining time filler? Only then you put it on and it's absolutely dire and generic and totally devoid of any tension, suspense or fun? Yeah. Cannibal Diner is one of those films. Basically, it's a generic badly directed mess and most unforgivably of all, it's really boring. The director is apparently under the bizarre delusion that jumpy flashy cut off editing and long scenes of a chick stumbling around to intense urgent music equates to tension. It doesn't.I don't want to sound too harsh here because I never expected much to begin with, and sucker as I am for all things cannibal related in horror, my standards tend to be fairly low in this regard. All I ask for is some nice gore and some perky nudity. Now while there is admittedly some perky nudity here, it's still an utterly abysmal film, that failed to even meet my low requirements, and I gotta say, I'm actually amazed that films like this even get financed. I firmly believe that for all its flaws, indie or low budget horror is actually the lifeblood of the genre, in terms of quality, but just like big budgeted and decidedly bland remakes, indie horror unfortunately throws some turkeys our way also and Cannibal Diner is a film to be avoided, as it's one of those films where your finger is itching to press the fast forward button 30 minutes in and even at 66 minutes (6 minutes are end credits) it still outstays its welcome. 2/10 a really bad and boring horror film and far too tame. Avoid.

I didn't expect much from this film when I walked into the theatre, but it surprised me pretty well when I saw it. The actresses throughout the film are damn sexy, but their acting in some parts is pretty weak. The ending was too long and it had me waiting for the final scene, which then was pretty nice. All in all the film was very well made for a low-budget flick. The camera work in most parts was excellent and the music was great. It didn't have that much violence, only a few well-dosed violent scenes - but some nice nudity. If you are a horror fan you might wanna rent it on DVD - it's not a horror masterpiece, but a decent horror slasher to watch.