The reason this movie plays like it was written by a moron is because it was written by a Brazilian Moron. Cheep Cheep cheep! I can only say if the writer was paid at all then I am in the wrong business.The quality of the film was cheep.The directing of the film was cheep.The location of the film was cheep.What passes for film today is a very sorry excuse for the evolution of film.I am so sorry for films like this because the next generation wont be challenged to do more to captivate us.A simple home recorder and some high school friends and you to could have and Oscar.The minimum is for me to write ten lines in the review.With that Im finding it very difficult to think of ten lines to review such rubbish.

After their high-school graduation, eight friends decide to celebrate in a campground in Lake Nede with booze and sex. They get lost and stop in a bar to ask for directions. One of the boys is seduced by the slut wife of the local sheriff, while the group is chased by two bad elements from their school. Once in the lake, one by one is killed by a murderer, and the survivors guess who might be the criminal."Adam & Evil" is the perfect cheesy movie: the silly and flawed screenplay seems to be written by a moron, so stupid it is with laughable dialogs and situations; the shameful direction is inexistent; the unknown ham actors and actresses show a total lack of talent at least in this movie. The story has lots of holes and clichés, and it is funny to see, for example, the car fully loaded with eight persons, and I guess where all of the camping stuff was transported. When the group finds that there are three dead friends, they split to facilitate the work of the killer. The twist disclosing the criminal is one of the most terrible and ridiculous that I have ever seen. I could spend the whole night writing flaws in this flick, but I believe that this sample is enough to show how bad this film is. My vote is three.Title (Brazil): "Segredos Mortais" ("Deadly Secrets")

Ugghh... I don't know why I keep trying to digest the slasher films of today. I try to tell myself that maybe someone out there will capture the charm of the slasher film of yesteryear, but I'm constantly let down. The slasher films of today all have the same similarities: the teen cast are all preppy jocks, the special effects are very tame and not really special at all, and the killer always ends up being a female member of the slaughtered group of kids. The slashers of the '80's usually had entertaining characters (the fat kid, the bimbo, the nerd, the jock, the brain, the sleazeball, the pothead, etc.). Not today. The characters in this film are very lame. Not one person in this film can act. The jocky male leads are very irritating. When they are not sobbing and crying like little girls, they are using the F word to new levels of annoyance. The females are nothing special. They can't act, and show no nudity (something you usually look for in a movie like this).The story is about a group of kids camping in the woods while an unseen killer picks them off. The murders are rather boring, the killer is uneffective, and features a conclusion that fails to satisfy. The slasher films of today just suck. Features an arrow gouged through one neck into another, but little else. One Star.

This movie is a complete joke..i totally agree with "rwduke" on the way he said 'there are not enough bad words in the dictionary to describe this movie'the worst thing in the movie was the acting. it was even worse than the plot, story, and the whole movie in general. It was so fake if you look at the actor's face while screaming, you can see its done intentionally but with complications too. i thought Cabin Fever was bad, but Cabin fever is like The Godfather compared to this. Especially when one of the girl's a the "killer" (and i say this loosely) she pulls out a knife and screams "thats it, I'm very angry now" and walks fast with a hunch, like walking in a dark alleyway holding a candle.totally pathetic. 2/10