It seems like a childish joke or a failed attemt to create a low budget horror movie but it is a pure satire aiming at so-called "civilized europeans". It's questioning what is behind a smiling face of a human who cares only about his physical comfort. The resulting picture is not pleasant. The audience wouldn't accept it if it was told directly. They might even call it "intolerate" which is like a death penalty these days. That's why the idea is burried under shaking camera and stupid plot.

A group of Russians are on a shopping spree to neighboring Finland for quality products. The bus ride lasted all night, and don't worry you aren't spared a moment. Stas is an irritating teen boy who knows and films everything with a shaky cell phone camera. All the pictures are shaky. He does not get along well with his mom and the two have been at odds the whole trip. Dad passed away a month ago.The shoppers detour to a new store, designed just for the. Once in, the store is locked and the Finns start to kill and eat them. Mom and son must now team together.Normally cannibalism in a story such as this symbolizes economics. Clearly the Finns are feasting off of tourist, bloating themselves off of Russians wanting quality products. The shortness of the film, the lousy camera work, and the irritating characters made for a bad film.Guide: F-bomb. No sex or nudity.

What to expect from a Russian horror film? Most often - an ill- conceived plot, dull and annoying characters who acts so stupid it's even offensive, and, optionally, bad CGI. Even thought Russian horror flicks are laughable and unnecessary, this genre still seems very attractive to a Russian viewer because the horror genre itself is more 'American' than any else, so any try to make a scary movie within Russia or CIS is deserve to be noticed.«Shopping Tour» isn't set exactly in the CIS, as the action takes place in Finland, near the border with Russia. Mother and her son with obvious yet not unfounded relationship problems decided to go on this tour. But what supposed to be an average shopping turns out to be a cannibal holocaust in Suomi style for every alien. And, of course, schoolboy thinks that it would be cool to capture everything with his brand new phone. Rubbish? Yes, sir. Cheap? Too obvious. Is this interesting? On this moment let's take deeper in details.Recalling the problems that haunt Russian horror movies, I would like to note that «Shopping Tour» also includes all of the above. How Finns are capable to eat foreigners unnoticed is the prime question that won't leave the viewer's mind till the end credits. Another elephant in the china shop is a son that just can't and don't want to leave behind his own selfish claims to his heart-weak mother. Well, let the stone be thrown at me by ones who hasn't yet bored to death with a shaking camera tightly held by amateur kid operator.Nevertheless, the film can be forgiven because it doesn't allow us to wish to finish the view as soon as possible. «Shopping Tour» is not a spooky drama or a cheap thriller that are often hidden by the word «horror», but a really good horror with blood, guts and, Jesus Christ, a suspense, that is absences in a lot of Western flicks. The relations between the two main characters are vivid and exciting, what is the merit of brilliant performance of Tatyana Kolganova, but the young debutante Timofey Yeletskiy's acting looks a way better that the most of child actors in horror movies. The things happening on the screen are peculiar and thrilling, even though all the plot is a nonsense. And the last minutes are completely breath-taking (thanks to mother-son tandem once again), when you watch the culmination of chemistry between the characters with undisguised pleasure.No deep analysis is required here, because the film is basic. The deepest thought there is the mother's belief in European people's civility just when these high-moral Finns are about to attack tourists. We're just offered to be pleased with what we see, and for this honesty creators deserve a good rating. You can either interrupt the movie watching on its half, cursing Russians for being far from the Western models once again, or just afford an hour to observe such a strange thing as the Russian cannibal movie.

I went to see this movie at Titanic Film Festival in Budapest. The small theater was barely even half-full, but we were in for a real treat. It's almost a no-budget film having made from less than $70,000, but it feels like every single penny was well spent. I learned from the director who spoke after the film that there were no special effects in the movie, everything was done by the make-up artist who made a brilliant job. What got me to see this movie in the first place was the crazy synopsis which made this film stand out from the otherwise great festival line-up. This movie can be pitched with just two words: Finnish cannibals; and it's enough to make you go: "What?!".It's not a gore movie, but still shows plenty of gory stuff, although only for really short time each, sometimes half a second, so you really have to pay attention. As the story goes everything is recorded by the main character on his cellphone. There is not much depth to it, it won't leave you thinking about the meaning of life or anything. However, it's a good comedy, with very subtle and very dark humor. For me, though, the most stand-out element was the cinematography. Some scenes happened so fast, but were so well choreographed that I will have to watch this movie again at home.The only downside to this film is that it's short, being only 70 minutes long. In overall it's a true gem and it's a must for horror comedy fans. Or even aspiring filmmakers as you can see how to make a really good movie from next to no money.