I've seen plenty of bad films. Films that make you wanna beat your head in the nearest wall. Films, that make you wanna find the nearest window and jump out of it. Outrageously dumb films. "I Am Virgin" is much much more than that. It's a film that would make you want to chew on your trainers just so you don't yell while enduring it's lack of meaning and film qualities.I really hope that this is the last job for the "actors" involved in this abomination, because their acting is worse than anything you've seen so far. Imagine the acting in a cheap porn movie. Only ten thousand times worse.And as I mentioned cheap porn movies, "I Am Virgin" has the plot of such, only a lot more boring. If you really really want to waste an hour an a half of your life to see a nerd that has no clue of acting walking around some building and looking at porn stars past their prime having fake sex, go ahead and watch it. But really, don't expect anything to happen.For the love of God, I hope that's the last time Sean Skelding and David Wester get the chance to film anything. I realize that they didn't really have ANY idea how to make a film and "I Am Virgin" is just their lame excuse to spend $100,000 to see some naked women. I bet they are the only people that actually enjoyed anything about the movie.

This is a spoof of I Am Legend with a twist - insatiable lust. The infected just can't get enough sex and Robby, our sweet virgin, is the last man standing who hasn't succumbed to his lustful urges in a post-apocalyptic world. There is definitely nudity and some soft-core scenes, but that's what fast forward is for if you're not into that sort of thing. Adam Davis is convincing as "the virgin" and is actually quite comical. Billy Bob the dog isn't to be outdone! And let's not forget Ron Jeremy as the elder vampire. There were some amazing shots and in a downtown city like Portland it's quite impressive to see how desolate the streets all look. I'm a person who watches and reviews many movies each week, including an immense amount of low budget and independent films. The cinematography is far superior to the great majority of low budget films (even ones with bigger names attached). The other aspect that really impressed me was the sound quality. Nothing is more irritating than having to replay a scene due to poor audio, or just as bad, being able to tell the difference between the original recording on set and the re-recording. Although not all the females in this movie are strippers there are a few (hey, it's what Portland is known for!), but there is a wide variety of sexy, scantily clad women to entice not just Robby, but the other beefy men in this film as well. So if you enjoy a little comedy with your T&A this should be right up your alley!

I expected this to be a comedy, like it was listed on here, but it wasn't funny, entertaining or interesting in any way. The majority of the film is made up of overly long soft core sex scenes. I'm not sure what the writers thought was funny when they were writing it, but there aren't even any jokes in the film. The acting is crap as expected, with the main character monologuing a LOT, if you have an actor who you know is crap, try and make them say as little s possible instead of constantly talking about things that have nothing to do with the scene. Also here are a LOT of pointless scenes in this film, of the main character shopping, playing golf and just driving around, with nothing else happening in those scenes at all. Save yourself the time and either go and watch porn or watch a decent comedy.

As our beloved main character Robby makes his way through post apocalyptic Portland, OR he learns a thing or two about sex and love. Shot entirely in Portland, OR this comedy is enjoyable and light-hearted, with a great cast, endearing storyline and that special touch of a cult classic. The adult scenes are arousing without being grotesque or comical. The production design is perfectly attuned to the needs of the film, and I loved the hard working skeletons! Worth seeing several times-once with friends for fun and once with the Mrs/Mr for even more fun...who likes Vamp role-playing!?! This is also a great flick for film buffs...can you find all the homages to great B-movies of the past.........yes, yes, you can!