I understand that this was a comedy with martial arts action, but really, where was the good comedy and good martial arts action? I never saw it at all. I did see a ton of horrible acting and forced crappy comedy. The martial arts in the film was almost as impressive as TMNT, but without the fun of the turtles. Everything about this movie made me ashamed that I even considered watching it. I do believe that if I was given the option to watch this film again or have my first born killed in a very torturous way, I'd consider the latter. And I do love my first born very much. This movie may be one of the few films in the world that Michael Bay could do a remake of and it would turn out much better than the first. If stick figures were used to reenact all the action in the film it'd be better. The closest thing to a saving grace in this film is the rapping. That rocked the movie, but did not give it enough to make the thing worth watching. I would never suggest this film to anyone unless you fully want your eyes to bleed and your ears to explode.

Some of the previous comments didn't understand that this movie is a COMEDY with martial arts action. If you understand that, then you will get the movie more. The three buddies love to have fun and love very much the company of very beautiful ladies which this movie has several beautiful ladies throughout. The chemistry between Tina and Ray is phenomenal so much that you can believe that they really are a couple. The martial arts fight scenes are great throughout with several different very fast martial arts moves and weapons expertise using the escrima sticks, single and double nunchakus, and the long staff. Ray shows that he can fight his way out of almost anything when cornered. The nunchakus fight scenes and the star of the movie are the best since Bruce Lee. The main characters are very funny jokesters. If you are like me who loves laugh-out-loud comedy, great martial arts fight scenes showing a variety of moves, a simple and not complicated story line, and very beautiful ladies throughout, and you're looking for a good time then you're like me and this is why for my entertainment bucks and important time, this movie has a lot of that and that's why I give it a "10" cause most movies are boring. If you are looking for artsy fartsy and hard to understand story lines, this is not your movie. I loved it.

How amazing are the raps in this film!!! Also I found that Philthy Phil is one hell of a man, not only did he write the songs, appear, edit, produce and direct but I think he did every other job with his video camera. I swear that when they made this film they said, "hey lets go into a charity shop, buy all the clothes, plus a pink frisby. Now lets get all our mates and their mates and put them in front of my video camera. The best parts of this film are how MC Kung fu manages to get into fights with various people who just shout abuse! Every other person starts a fight with him, its hilarious. The guy in the dojo is good who's wearing a mickey mouse club t-shirt, and the way MC Kung fu raps to chat girls up has really helped me with girls, they all think I'm disabled. This film is one of the unintentionally hilarious films I've seen in my life, I don't think I've lost so much bodily fluid crying with laughter. Make more!

This film, is legendary, the DVD has 4 chapters, yet the film is about 2 hours long or something similar. If you can find it, it's well worth watching, there isn't a single moment in this film that can't be considered genius, from the cheese fest dialogue containing mostly rap, to the all the hollyoaks style issues they cover. After watching this film, i began to question real life situations with the words "What would city dragon do at a time like this?". It's filled with plot holes, and inconsistencies, the settings are like a porn film, but there's no porn in it, and yet, it's still a film i can sit down and watch with my friends and spend the whole thing laughing.I'm shocked, really shocked, that Philthy Phil Phillips has only done 1 film. It's just plain shocking.