Movie review:***spoiler at the very end****Read a few posts down, this movie is the epitome of what we were talking about: Inability to shut a movie off when it starts. Robert Englund is back directing after 976- Evil, 20 years ago, btw. That isn't a good start, but I still had to check it out. I'll give the story I guess, 3 guys (actors names are unimportant) fall into some money so they decide to move from IL to LA and get a great place to live the good life, and get laid. Well, they stumble upon a great house for a very cheap price (and when i say house, that is an understatement) and immediately jump on it. So, yes, of course, the place is the home of a portal to hell located in the basement of course. Well, minor, yet trivial things happen there but the go unnoticed, blaming these things on "squatters" living in the house. The writers must have thought that was the funniest thing ever since it comes up at least every ten seconds throughout this movie. I digress, by this point you already have seen/heard some really lame attempts at humor that most would have already turned off, ME? Hell no, how much worse can it get? At this point, I was already set to begin heating up a spoon and gouging my eyeballs out but i continued on to find out the plan was a huge housewarming party (more victims) so I figured maybe some creative deaths and boobs. OK, complete failure there and my brain is now begging me to shut off the movie, but I had already taken a nailgun and fastened my hands to the desk so I was unable to stop it. The pain of doing so actually hurt less than watching the movie. The 3 complete idiots have some very sweet friends from down the street that help them get a party together, played by 3 young, attractive women that couldn't act there way out of a cardboard box. I may have dozed off from blood loss, but the party at the Killer Pad is now in full swing and I swear I heard a familiar voice. Could this be star power? Yes, it's none other than Joey Lawerence. Ladies, I know you MUST be very interested now, he's a "dream." So cue the party goers getting killed in really stupid, non gory or creative fashion. All the eye candy was completely wasted, not a single joke worked in the slightest, and if the ending surprised you, there is no amount of teaching you can receive to cure your "stupid." I won't bother describing in detail any of the killings since i pray you don't damage your mind and watch this crap. The movie does end, might be the longest 84 minutes of your life, and maybe you will do what I did to feel better. Took off my socks, dipped my feet in gasoline, lit my feet on fire and ran across a field of broken glass for about an hour. Since I struggle to find a good point in a movie, it was a nice house. Luckily I didn't subject anyone else to watching this with me, I don't have many friends and I can assure you, that would've sealed the fate of any relation with anyone. If you are like me and just have to see it, do not return and say I did not warn you. Freddy, do us a favor, don't make any more movies, stay in front of the camera, please !!! 1.4/10 IMDb 3.9 Joey must've blown a LOT of people to get that rating up. *********spoilers******** Nobody dies, everyone miraculously gets up after the house implodes and is just fine and that isn't the big surprise, you already saw that one, and it better not surprise you.

one of the worst movies i have ever seen in my life and i feel like that's what the producer was trying to do - make the worst movie ever to get a rise out of people? what's the purpose of that? why be known as the guy who can't make movies? a movie can be so bad it's funny, this one fails to be so bad that it's funny. it's simply bad, boring, stupid, awful acting, awful EVERYTHING...i have wasted 15 loooong minutes on this piece of garbage trying hard to stay interested and even fast-forwarded it to see if it would get better... but NO it kept getting worse!!! DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE...

Wow, uh, yeah. What the hell was this. It looks like maybe the people who made this move had fun making it, but this sure was, wow just bad.The over-the-top acting and stupidity was obviously intentional, which isn't as bad as some movies who don't even realize how bad they are, but it was just as stupid.There were also lots of weird sexual-homoerotic things going on here. I don't really know what the hell the deal was, maybe Freddy Kruger (Robert Englund, who played Freddy Kruger, directed this masterpiece) is into that. Also, as mentioned by some other reviewers Daniel Franzese, who was in Mean Girls, has his stomach wrapped in cellophane in a hot tub scene. There is no explanation or rhyme or reason to it, its just that the lower half of his torso is wrapped in cellophane for whatever reason. Yea.The one positive thing this movie has going for it is the death of Joey Lawrence. ANY film the kills Joey Lawrence earns at least a couple stars. But there really isn't anything else positive to say. Andy Milonakis is also in this movie, I think just a handful of people in LA who didn't happen to be working just got together to make this weird movie.

I'll still go with Return of the Boogeyman as the worst movie of all time, but this dud's in my bottom twenty. That's quite an accomplishment. I give very few movies a "1," but this sucker deserves less.Here's the deal. Three teens rent a near-mansion (that they consider a "pad") above the portal to hell. The best parts of this movie (plot, sense, meaning) are awful. What lowers this beneath most other train wrecks is the strive for comedy in every single word uttered by the ugly, flamboyant, s*** eating leads. Honestly, I'd rather have spent 84 minutes in a highway rest stop on National Chili Day.This is the kind of steaming pile that nobody involved with will ever want anything to do with. The actors will blame the director for their bad performances, the director will blame producers about creative control, and producers will blame everyone but themselves.