The first movie commentary I did was for Yasujirō Ozu's Tokyo Story, a slow, plodding serious art house film that explores generational relationships in 1950's era Japan. Negative Happy Chainsaw Edge is about as far from that as it gets. It's all about fun, and coming up with three reasons for it is exceptionally easy. For starters, it's called Negative Happy Chainsaw Edge. I mean, how cool is that? Moreover, it features an attractive school girl/warrior who throws daggers from a garter belt holster and fights a villain who is heralded by the snow, descends from the moon, and sports a chainsaw as his weapon of choice. Still, as cool as all that sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if this movie fell flat on it's face at the box office, as I would imagine it might have a hard time finding its audience. Those judging from the title and the front cover and who are looking for something like Tokyo Gore Police are bound to be disappointed. The film is neither gory nor particularly scary. In fact, it winds up being rather charming. Ian Jane in a review on rockshockpop describes the film as "a bizarre amalgamation of different genres with an emphasis on action and, oddly enough, romantic comedy." And that's a pretty good description. The characters are likable, and the film deals effectively with themes of loss and survivor guilt through the interactions of characters and through liberal doses of magical realism. I wouldn't go so far as to elevate it to cult classic status. The film does have its flaws. Wire-fu has certainly been done better, and I found the intrusion of what can only be described as a music video into the middle of the movie a little distracting. Nevertheless, overall it kept me entertained and wanting to see how everything was going to turn out in the end. Todd Rigney said of it in his review at beyondhollywood that "emo horror nerds and their Asian girlfriends are going to love it." I hope so. It's a fun movie that deserves to find an audience somewhere.

You wouldn't think a movie about a school girl in a short skirt battling a supernatural, chainsaw wielding monster would be this solemn and dull. But Negative Happy Chainsaw Edge barely even qualifies as a martial arts or action flick. This whole thing is really an extended metaphor on dealing with grief, depression and a sense of useless alienation among Japanese young people. At least, that's what I think it's about. It's not all that easy to discern the emotional beats and cultural allusions in Japanese cinema.Yosuke (Hayato Ichihara) is a boarding school student who's been wallowing in depression and self-loathing ever since his bolder, tow headed friend got himself killed in a motorcycle accident. He's on his way to wasting his life until he meets Eri (Megumi Seki), a young girl who battles the aforementioned chainsaw wielding monster every night. Yosuke finds purpose in helping Eri fight her demonic opponent and she gradually warms to his dorky attentions. But then Yosuke's father insists that he move to a new town and Eri convinces herself that she must take on her final fight alone.If you expect this to be an exciting exhibition of special effects and wire fu, you'll be grievously disappointed. The action scenes are almost all truncated, without any design and leading to no climax. Half the time we don't even get to see the beginning or the end of a fight. That's because this is actually an art house movie about young people dealing with senseless loss which externalizes that conflict into a dark figure with a gigantic chainsaw. What it has is a lot of brooding with a pop music video thrown in toward the end.Based on a manga comic book, Negative Happy Chainsaw Edge isn't all that horrible. It is way too long, by at least 30 minutes, and so peculiar in its storytelling that I can't think too many folks would like it. I mean, the DVD cover makes it look like a movie about Leatherface after he's been bitten by a werewolf and I doubt the kind of audience attracted to that would appreciate watching a couple of Japanese teens slowly grapple with the meaninglessness of existence.Unless you have a taste for something odd, you'll be happier staying away from this Edge.

Every man's dream is to become a hero. A true hero protects his girl, defeats the bad guy, and dies in the process. Not everyone is cut out to be a hero though, and this is what this movie is all about.It starts out with the protagonist meeting the heroine in a park, where she's suddenly attacked by a chainsaw-man from sky. Surprisingly, she has superhuman strength as well, and they duel it out. Ever since that day, the protagonist goes on chainsaw-man-hunting with the girl.Reading the plot synopsis, you might expect a bloody action B-movie like the "Machine Girl", or "Oneechanbara", but it's not. It happens to be a relatively-high-budgeted seishun (coming-of-age) film.Seki Megumi was absolutely hot in this movie. I've been a fan of her for a long time, but this is the best film she's appeared in, and had a considerable screen time. The action sequences were pretty cool, and she also played the character very well. I used to hate Ichihara Hayato's acting, but with "Rookies", "700 Days of Battle", and now this, I'm turning into a fan. What I noticed recently was that he is an exceptionally talented narrator in films, really sets the mood.Direction in this film was absolutely fantastic. There were many cool action scenes, heart-warming everyday scenes, and hilarious comedy. This film has got it all. SFX/CG was amazing for Japanese standards.There were many things left unexplained in this movie. The identity of the "Chainsaw-man" was never revealed to the end, we don't know if Eri ever knew about Noto, the source of her superpowers, and the the whole thing with the Noto character, just to name a few, but that's okay because they are not the main themes of this film. The main theme of this movie is about the protagonist falling in love, overcoming his cowardice, and finding the purpose in his life. Chainsaw-man simply represents Eri's battle against her inner-demons. (literally...) The director chose to leave extras to our imaginations and I will use mine.I've heard of GReeeeN's ending theme song "BE FREE" before watching this movie, and I really liked it before, but now I love it even more. For some reason, tears streamed down my eyes when the ending credit started scrolling.I'm certain many of you will hate this movie, and to be honest, I don't know if I interpreted it correctly myself, but I thought this was a really well-produced, unique and touching seishun film. My favorite Japanese film of 2008.

I greatly anticipated this movie since I heard of it in late 2007. After recent releases like "The Machine Girl" (2008), "Chocolate" (2008), "The Chaser" (2008), and "Vexille" (2007) (all of which can be classified as awesome feats of pure entertainment), I was even more confident that East Asian cinema could continue its nearly perfect 2008 in terms of my personal highly anticipated releases. Well, I'm sorry to report that they dropped the ball with this one.A high school student helps a cute girl in her fight against a chainsaw wielding wraith. The overall tone is much too silly for its own good, with a main character who's a total klutz, not very likable, and played by an actor who simply can't act. I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt, but he's just bad. Sure, he's not quite as horrible as that blonde kid from "Battle Royale 2" (2003), but they should have gotten someone else. And why on earth is Rika Ishikawa relegated to a cameo? After her memorable bad girl performance in "Yo-Yo Girl Cop" (2006), she should have been the obvious choice for the lead female role here. The girl they got was okay, but Rika would have added more spice.The action scenes are a mixed bag, some of which being blandly choreographed (the opening, the ending, etc.) while others are very cool (the swimming pool scene, the village brawl, etc.). All of the fights, however, are way too short, have no buildup or climax beforehand, and feel like they were randomly inserted just for the hell of it. The cinematography and SFX during the battles are very nice, but the editing seemed overly abrupt in a number of instances. Sometimes the wraith would show up, but the scene would cut away before the fight even begins. That's just crap, man! It's almost like they wanted to show the bad guy as many times as possible without actually having to put effort into providing an actual action scene. Still, all is not lost here. The aforementioned swimming pool and village brawl scenes were pretty damn sweet and fun to watch, but the action sequences on the whole just didn't feel satisfying to me.I watched a version without English subtitles, so I can't comment on the dialogue. However, I can say without question that the subplot involving the high school kid's rockstar buddy was totally superfluous and should have been scrapped completely. The romantic interaction between the leads seemed pretty shallow too. Everything was just clichéd and formulaic with little in terms of interesting moments. There is the possibility that I missed something without the English subs, but I doubt I'll return to this movie in the future to find out (though I may re-watch a few action scenes now and again).The filmmakers should have either made this a serious romance/action/fantasy film with a solid script, or a balls-to-the-wall action/comedy that goes nuts. Instead, they ended up making a film that's simply too safe and timid to be memorable, and in the end it just feels like they half-heartedly slapped it all together. I can't say I ever got bored, because it moved at a good pace and never really lost my attention, which is a good thing. But I walk away from this like I walk away from most Hollywood movies – with a nonchalant indifference and regret of what could have been (ala "Planet Terror").I'm sure some people will enjoy this, but do yourself a favor and watch any number of recent East Asian titles before this one. In particular, try the aforementioned films for some truly satisfying summer blockbusters.