It could be The Lord of the G-Strings: The Two Towers. Yeah. Anyway, this is a typically weak, but harmless Seduction Sinema movie. My favorite part, besides the obvious, are two names: Smirnof and Ballem. They are funny. I kept wondering why Dildo Saggins name wasn't Dildo Packin. I realize that Saggins is closer to Baggins, but isn't Packin a much better image? Hmm. And the ending, wouldn't it be better if there was actually some want to get rid of the G-String, that would make it funnier that there, essentially is no ending. Thoughts? Now, back to the obvious. Misty Mundae has nice little breasts with light pink nipples, AJ Khan's butt centered, stripper dancing is very pleasant, and Ruby Larocca's short cameo as a sultry barmaid seduced by the horny Mundae is a highlight. Also, all wood nymphs should have tongue piercings. That is all.

This was my introduction to the ever lovely, the captivating and totally enchanting Ms. Mundae. Seduction Cinema has quite a few of these erotic parodies, and most, fortunately for them, star the incredibly irresistible Misty Mundae. Production values are of the B-movie variety, (do people still really say B-movie anymore?), but once you get past that, it is very entertaining and erotic in a very down to earth kind of way. The best thing about any of these films is Misty, as she is able to carry off this witty, charming on-screen persona that just blows you away, time after time. She delivers most of the lines with tongue planted firmly in cheek, and metaphorically winks at the audience with every cheesy line and action she goes through....Misty Mundae is able to pull off something very few other actors could, and her commanding presence and on-screen charisma suck you in, and intrigue you in ways that endear you to her character and her portrayal, and simultaneously enable you to overlook the overall quality of the material, and whatever other shortcomings the film may have. Misty delivers a few one-liners that will make you ROFL if you are able to experience this film is the right spirit, and she along with this film, will inspire you to catch her other Seduction Cinema films, that I'm confident will surely delight on the basis of Misty's appeal alone. I enjoyed this film as well as Play-mate of the Apes, and her others strictly because of her beguiling, overwhelming and underrated talent as an actress. In the end, Lord of the G-Strings succeeds in part because it doesn't take itself too seriously, but mostly because it has the appeal of the "real deal", a true diamond in the rough, with the multi-talented, naturally beautiful and irresistible charming; Misty Mundae!

Man... I thought I'd seen some bad movies before, but this is seriously the worst ever. Its so bad, that if you are even the least bit drunk or high you'll find this movie hilarious. There are 6-8 totally ugly chicks who all just keep getting naked. The production value is zero, think high school project done in a weekend. It was obviously filmed in a park, and nothing, no amount of seeing the people in the movie naked could ever make up for how terrible this movie is. Yea I laughed my ass off, but if you have to spend even one dollar on it, its overpriced. I caught it on latenight television, and I felt bad, really bad, for everyone involved in the movie. You can't plan on making something this bad, it has to just happen. A quick spoiler: the hobbits, or whatever they're called in this movie, enter a tavern which is supposed to be in the forrest in medieval time and make out on the tavern pool table, which looks brand new. Man... SO bad.

Well, one evening my friends and I decided to check out the "after hours" section of On Demand. Being big LOTR fans, we had to check this one out. Not actually interested in all the girl on girl action, my friends and I found ourselves fast-forwarding through the sex scenes in order to watch the goofy plot develop in between. Who does that? Anyhow, we all found it entertaining, and Misty Mundae does bear a striking resemblance to Alyson Hannigan in the "American Pie" trilogy, as Smirnof points out once in the movie. All in all, it was enjoyable, the toilet humor being one of its strong points. If you're looking for a steamy flick, I would recommend skipping over this one, but if you enjoy stupid humor and relish the thought of watching the Throbbit Dildo Saggins and other crazy characters (Sour Ass and Smirnof to name a few) definitely give it a look, it's bound to make you giggle.