In this review I'll try my best to leave spoilers out so other folks can see what I've seen and make up their own minds about this film. I can go ahead and say, however, that it's not the bloodfest that some reviewers have said it was. I found myself shouting at the screen a few times at husband Chad because he was a spineless abomination. You will end up asking yourself throughout the film, "What did this wife see in this jerk? Why'd she remain with him for so long?"Cinematography-wise, the movie was okay. In fact, I'm surprised it didn't find the audience it was looking for. It may have been low budget but it would've played well on the big screen. In a way, it's a poor man's "Hostel" or "Saw". It wasn't a total waste of time; the acting was on point and the right (horrific) atmosphere was created. I guess it's one of those films you take for what it is. Check it out anyway. Mileage may vary, though.

Farm House is a wonderful movie. It starts with a woman looking sad and down at something. Then there is a scene in a church with a little girl named Scarlet, her mother, and a man who sits behind Scarlet and tells her her father was a friend of his. It then switches to an adult Scarlet and her husband Chad and they move to Seattle. On the way there in the middle of nowhere they get into a wreck and see a farm house and go to see if they can get help. They meet a husband and wife there named Samael and Lilith and another guy who is deaf named Alal and they are very friendly to Scarlet and Chad and say the crash knocked out the phone line and they can spend the night. When they're at the table for dinner, they notice something odd when the husband acts very mean to the deaf guy and the deaf guy gets something in a bag to eat when the rest of them get a great meal. Scarlet and Chad assume that the couple is slightly crazy but they are very nice to them and they don't make too much of it. They're taken to their rooms and they notice strange lights and sounds coming from the barn. Chad gets up and sees Samael and Lilith having sex and Lilith sees Chad and smiles, shocking Chad. Later that night Lilith talks to Chad and rubs her fingers on his arms. Later while Scarlet's in bed, she is woken up by Samael and grabbed. Chad is knocked out by Samael. He is woken up in the basement and Scarlet is being tied up by Lilith to be dipped into water to be tortured. She is dipped in and out and she and Chad are taunted during this. Chad is given a chance to save her but can't. Samael and Lilith leave and Chad is able to resuscitate Scarlet. They attempt to leave and Scarlet climbs out the window with the help of Alal. Lilith confronts Chad and he knocks her out. Samael goes after Scarlet and catches Alal. He says he'll cut Alal's eyes out if she doesn't come to him by the time he counts to a number. She doesn't and he cuts one of his eyes out then cuts Alal's throat. Scarlet comes and is taken by Samael and Lilith ties her up and tortures her by cutting her knee up with a cheese grater. Chad comes and kills Lilith by stabbing a thermometer or something into her head. Samael comes and is seemingly killed by being stabbed by Chad. Scarlet and Chad try to leave in a truck. Chad goes back for something. On the way back, Samael comes and attacks Chad and Chad makes it back to the truck and runs over Samael with the truck. As Chad and Scarlet are leaving, Scarlet asks Chad what's going on thinking that must have happened because Chad didn't pay money he owed to somebody. Chad stresses that he paid the money as he did earlier in the movie. Scarlet asks then why did they do that to them. He said they're crazy and f*cked up sh*t happens to people. Scarlet says not sh*t like this. Chad thinks it strange that it hasn't gotten light yet. They come across a house that they think they can get help at. Chad notices it looks just like the same place. Someone runs out of the house towards them. Samael and Lilith appear behind them. Samael is mangled and Lilith pulls the thing casually out of her head. Scarlet and Chad are shocked. They say things to each other and it is revealed that Chad and Scarlet were dead having died in their wreck and had been in Hell since then. Samael, Lilith, and Alal were demons and their forms change to intact with black eyes and black suits. Samael says it amuses him how surprised they are. (Which is my favorite line in the movie.) He then says there's someone who wants to meet you. Alal. Alal then comes from behind them, intact with black eyes and a black suit. And opens the barn door and the devil comes out and talks to Scarlet revealing he had been the gray-haired man who tried to temp her to evil in life because he wanted her in Hell. And it's revealed that they were in Hell because Scarlet drowned her baby because of learning he was disabled and wouldn't be able to have a normal life and Chad watched it upset but didn't intervene. Scarlet tells the devil he has to give them another chance. He asks if it would be any different. You hear her say no. I don't know if that means she said there wouldn't be a difference or if that was no in no I can't do this having been given another chance.

Scarlet (Jamie Anne Allman, known mostly for her short, but very memorable, stint as a prostitute on "the Shield") and her husband, Chad decide to stay at the farmhouse owned by Sam (Wings funny-man Steven Weber) and Lilith (Sunset Beach's Kelly Hu) for the night after they have some car trouble while moving to Washington state in order to start anew after the death of their only child. But quite obviously the intentions of the farmhouse couple are slightly less that altruistic.Writer Daniel Coughlin once again teams up with director George Bessudo with only slightly better to show for it than their first film "Lake Dead" (that's solely due to the fact that whereas that film was utterly abysmal, this one is merely sub-par with an ending that sinks it). Jamie Anne Allman can and indeed has done miles above the acting she does here, the guy who plays Chad is atrocious and the other two fare no better. The ending just about ruins the film, not that it was spectacular before that. And I just look back on the movie as time that I could have spent more wisely by doing.....anything else.My Grade: DDVD Extras: a 10 minute Behind-the-scenes featurette is the one and only extra

Okay, so I thought maybe this was a decent movie while watching it, and then it just turned horrible. Most of the movie is like any decent horror film, but once the couple are able to leave and then end up right back where they started because they are apparently in Hell, the movie just turns upside down. It's a lot like those movies where you can tell they ran out of money towards the end and just threw something together. However, with this movie you can tell that they simply ran out of good ideas for a good ending. Aside from all that, the thing that makes this the worse movie I have ever seen is the fact that they not only suggest the drowning of a baby, but that they show the act of her drowning the baby. That stuff happens in real life to real babies from sick and sadistic parents/people. I really don't want to watch something that sick and twisted in what is suppose to be "entertainment". Thank you so much for making such a horrible and twisted film. I can guarantee the director and all the actors/actresses that I will never again see a film that you have any contribution to at all. Stupid stupid stupid!