Like the other Guinea Pig movies, the beginning tries to convince us that what we're seeing is real (though I highly doubt it was meant to be serious this time around), but unlike the other Guinea Pig movies, this movie is so comically over-the-top and beyond unrealistic that not even Charlie Sheen could mistake it for reality.A depressed man slits his wrist only to find he cannot die nor even feel pain, he inflicts more self-harm to prove this for sure, and then when he's finally convinced himself that it's not a dream, invites his friend over, who is sleeping with immortal guy's girlfriend Kyoko, and gets his revenge on him by grossing him out and throwing intestines at him. I don't want to spoil too much but the ending is equal parts ludicrous and amusing.The entire movie is very goofy, and funny in several places. Surprisingly, it's also pretty gross, the wrist cutting scene and the throat slicing scene are both more unnerving than any of the serious gore and violence in the previous Guinea Pig installments. As usual with the Guinea Pig movies, the gore effects look pretty good. I hope they made at least one of the remaining Guinea Pig installments like this one instead of trying to be shocking with plot less torture. Off to Mermaid In A Manhole!

This is the third film out of the Guinea Pig series. Like the two previous films this film focuses on blood and gore with the hopes of disgusting its viewers. But unlike the first two this film takes the practice of presenting vile imagery in a new approach... A humorous one.The film is supposed to be a reenactment of an event that actually took place. Supposedly a man was found dead in his apartment. The scene looked so horrific, as his body was badly mutilated and it appeared as though the remains had been played with. But after further investigation no fingerprints, other than the victims, were found at the scene of the crime, and all the injuries were angled as though the victim did it with his own hands...This is the first splatter comedy to come out of the Guinea Pig series, and is a real joy ride. The film is very over the top, and I recommend it to any gorehounds out there.

what a pile of absolute shite... after watchin guinea 2 (haven't seen 1 yet, but it's coming), i can't believe that this is attached in any way to the second one...the 2nd was, in certain respects, something to be watched... probably give it a 4-5 rating... but this, instead of a development is not only a step backwards, but also indeed a cheapening catalyst for the guinea pig 2... it has a demeaning effect upon the 2nd, and serves no purpose but to highlight extremely bad acting (which i can handle if there are other redeeming facets to a film), extremely bad direction, and a truly pathetic attempt to shock anyone over 12...this is indeed true bullshit...

For the most part I've been disappointed with the "infamous" GUINEA PIG series. HE NEVER DIES is one of the exceptions. Basic storyline- guy loves girl, girl leaves guy, guy attempts suicide in sick and twisted ways, all to no avail. This entry in the series is definitely more light-hearted than the previous offerings. As many reviewers have rightly noted, think of a Japanese Peter Jackson short-film. Gory, funny, all around entertaining - one of the best in the GUINEA PIG series. Also check out FLOWER OF FLESH AND BLOOD, and MERMAID IN A MANHOLE - in my opinion the only other GUINEA PIG films worth even bothering with. 8/10 for HE NEVER DIES